#2644 RHONY S15E09: Ballroom Stance

*This is part one of a four part recap* We join forces with the glorious homos Mattie and Poodle of The Reality Gays (instagram.com/realitygayspodcast/ ) to take on our annual Christmas movie trash talking bonus spree. This year’s delight is Hot Frosty, a Netflix movie where Gretchen Weiner tries to melt off Frosty the Snowman’s weiner. It’s great for the whole frigid family! New episodes will be posted daily throughout the week. To watch them all on video and get our bonus episodes, join us at the Crappens on Demand level at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

This originally aired as a bonus episode on our Patreon! Grace Lilly, Joey Mables, and Maddi Reese are back for another season of drunken mistakes on Southern Hospitality. Join us for a season 3 trailer trash!

Summer House is back for another season, and as usual, it’s messy. Lindsay is pregnant, Carl has lemur energy, and Kyle is ignoring Amanda. There’s also a lippy new waif in the house and a cringey dude. Sounds fun! Join us as we break down the season 9 trailer shot by shot! Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com

JT pens an awkward apology to Patricia on this week’s Southern Charm, but he’s still the pariah, which means he misses out on a lightly awkward doggy birthday party. Plus, Sally makes her transition from Southern Hospitality to Charm with her big debut. Watch this recap as a video and get all of our bonus episodes over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

This is part 2 of a two-parter On The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City cast trip, Braunwyn reveals that Todd has been unfaithful, and Meredith is rumored to be vomiting and crying (over slut shaming). In the end, Lisa storms out of dinner, and Mary just wants some dessert. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Sold on SLC bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com