MBMBaM 732: Museum of Grandma Promises

We got lost in Cleveland’s Masonic Temple, but thankfully we were found by a potato-touting Kyle MacLachlan, who guided us through winding corridors of ambiguously abandoned bookshelves and designer headstones, and gifted us a cabinet full of mugs with people’s faces on them. Suggested talking points: Deep Vein of West Virginia Dirtbag, Coin-Operated Hot Dog, Miracle Tarp, Are You Dishwasher Safe?, Fun TikTok Headstone Dealer, Burial at Pee First Nations Development Institute: https://www.firstnations.org/

We're getting all Newton this week with how much wisdom we're dropping. We'll tell you what to do with the incredible amount of Wicked merch, how to make friends as an adult, and we debut our new fitness app where you just battle people IRL. Suggested talking points: You Didn't Have to Bisect My Wife, Is Cliff Bars Just Lembas Bread, Diameter of the Table Grease, Enhanced Fast Food Regret First Nations Development Institute: https://www.firstnations.org/

This week’s episode is live from Tyson’s Corner, where we won the first trophies of our entire lives and our dad wasn’t even there to see it . . . so please tell him what good boys we are. Please also invite him to the dumpster party, ask him to install an emotional support Squatty Potty, and plant some very tall vegetables, if he has the time. Suggested talking points: The Peeper will Keep us Safe, Extreme Slobster Close-Up, 18-Year-Old Baby Witch, Kelvin Kline, Plea For Shrek First Nations Development Institute: https://www.firstnations.org/

It's November and you know what that means: time for some spooky Halloween Christmas creep! This episode is full to the brim with only slightly out of date seasonal content, and some of the best advice you could ask for, like how to tell if you might be a babadook, gameifying your trivia night, and how to deflect your bathroom whoopsies onto zoo animals. But please, PLEASE don't tell Jack Hanna any of this. Suggested talking points: Mark After Dark, The Spear of Lily's Destiny, Just do The Chase, What's in Doug's Pocket, Do I do Anything Like Cheetah?, Human Cubin' First Nations Development Institute: https://www.firstnations.org/

Early signs pointed to a cursed one, but Atlanta was anything but cursed last month. The Faulty JanSport inspector saved us from disaster, the curse of Riddle Me Piss was lifted from Travis, and a CPAP machine protected us from poisonous gas (or something, we're not really sure what a CPAP does). Other than Justin's piss-soaked costume, it was a real charmed show! Suggested talking points: Top-of-the-Line A-PAP Machine, The Enabling of Trav Nation, #KitKatVanillaBreakSweepstakes, AirFnF, Claws All the Way Down, Peace Nuts Native Women Lead: https://www.nativewomenlead.org/