S2 Ep53: We're Going To Die, But I Don't Mind

Possibly the most anticipated episode of Dubland so far? Suzanne and PJ have A LOT of catching up to do. There's no point in writing much of a description here, you're going to listen to it anyway, aren't you? So, we do the misery first and then move on to all the deadly stuff. PJ talks openly and completely heroically about his mental illness, his mother's passing, his Late Late Show appearance and everything else that's been going on over the past year and more. We learn about Crazy Golf, get an update on whether PJ would want a Christmas Tree, and Ozzy Osbourne's drinking classes. There's also a firsthand account of the Boston Marathon Bombing, and there's actually some Valentine's Day talk this year! There's an update on the leaky roof. Just go and listen to it, let us know if you enjoy it! Suzanne mentions the Dubland t-shirts, which you can buy here. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dubland is back! They talk about the Olympics and the merit of just allowing drug use. The Euros, England's fans and Jack Grealish and Declan Rice. A quick mention of Conor McGregor's ankle and then back to the Euros, Italy took all of their tactics from Dublin football team. Colour therapy and how to be calm and then some Love Island talk where agreement cannot be reached. PJ has a lovely walk up a hill and then is quickly dragged back down to earth. Going on your holidays 20 minutes up the road. Suzanne's friend Jeremy Clarkson and his farming stuff. No holiday in the sun this year for the Dublanders. So you listeners will have to keep them company, you can do that on HeadStuffPodcasts.com! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There's lots to enjoy in this episode of Dubland, you'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll be infuriated and you'll be terrorised. What more do you want? Are we reopening on the 5th of July or what's the story? This delta thing sounds like shampoo anyway, not a new variant, so get on with it one way or the other PJ is sick of the positivity, why are we still going through all the numbers? The smart lads out there are putting plans in motion to sell their sperm when all the other lads have dead flutes. Suzanne has a panic attack over a mild tickle in her throat and she rocks up outside her co-host's gaf while he's in bed. They talk about the two different cultures in Dublin, just like Howth seagulls vs. the South William St. youths, then we pop in for a quick skim over PJ's haircut, and then back to seagulls. PJ wants to go Into The Wild and Suzanne has an awful experience on Twitter. Instagram is Badminton. If you're on TikTok over 40 you're a criminal and there's a terrifying deep dive into sleep paralysis and The Man. It's Dubland, just get it #inurears There's a great bonus episode this week which very quickly descends into a ridiculous conversation about how to measure the male bits and pieces - it's for members only and it's the kind of content you definitely want.  Support Dubland by becoming a member here! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dubland begins this week with an accusation. PJ has the sort of tan that looks like it has a hint of Spanish sun in its making. PJ defends himself (and his dogs with the same lotion). Suzanne becomes more Irish when she's not in Ireland. PJ also reveals the results of his extremely interesting DNA test, and for the first time ever, Dubland exclusive, reveals who his real dad is. Suzanne gets a very fancy new kettle and toaster, very fancy now. She also talks about her new ASMR fetish, and PJ cannot understand it, he hates noise! Suzanne was on a podcast with Amy Huberman and PJ would not be able to meet her, she's Ireland's Kylie Minogue and his words would fail him. Sunny days mean people want to talk to other people. Suzanne's car breaks down and she immediately sees an opportunistic silver lining. There's a great bonus episode this week which very quickly descends into a ridiculous conversation about how to measure the male bits and pieces - it's for members only and it's the kind of content you definitely want.  Support Dubland by becoming a member here! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Young people are very accommodating to old farts like PJ who don't know what they're up to. He's now been vaccinated along with a load of other random people, and he tries to warn Suzanne about the impossibility of breaking up with your GP. She goes postal on her kids over greed. The Brits don't need tickets to anywhere, they just arrive. Suzanne has a movie moment in Arklow and PJ hates sea swimming but he's going to do it this week with Fiona Lambert for a great cause. They both think it's unfortunate that we're living through a pandemic and not a war so we can't send all the young people off on tanks. PJ applies for the job of Dublin Nightmare as he very much sees bins, speed bumps and traffic lights in his future. There are animal facts featuring otters, dogs, pigs, cats and sperm whales. PJ threatens Suzanne over food he makes that she will like even though it isn't beige. Suzanne has complicated feelings about handstands and shite people are like takeaways. Look, it's feckin' Dubland, what do you want from us? There's a great bonus episode this week which very quickly descends into a ridiculous conversation about how to measure the male bits and pieces - it's for members only and it's the kind of content you definitely want.  Support Dubland by becoming a member here! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices